Bella's Life

That's right. As of yesterday, at approx. 8 in the morning, I am officially a...

Junior! *applause, applause*

I am now going to tell you what my classes are. If I've already told you, this is a recap.

My first class, that I have everyday at the start of school, is Chemistry with Mr. Chemical! No, that's not his real name. But, I don't want Mr. Chemical or any other of my teachers to sue me when you find them and poke them. So, there.

My A mod, which I see every day but Friday, is: Psychology/Sociology with Mrs. Ice Chips! In this class, is my buddy named Emo!

My B Mod, which I see every day but Thursday, is: English III with Mr. Whiny. It's funny, cause I named him what he HATES! XD

My C Mod, which I see every day but Wednesday, is: Religion III with Mrs. Christ! I don't call her that cause she's a religion teacher. She's a nun, which means she's married to God. So, since Jesus' last name is Christ, so is God's! Yeppers!

My D Mod, which I see the same days as C Mod, is: French II with Mme. Happy, cause she's happy all the time. Too happy...;D

Side note: Today, I got my french name. Sweet! Or should I say,...I don't know how to say sweet in french...sweetay? No, that sounds too much like sweaty. So, yeah. Anyways, my new french name is: Jacqueline! Isn't it totally fab? I think so. Yeah, like totally. XD

My E Mod, which I see every day but Tuesday, is: Algebra II Honors! *cough-annoying-cough* It's not that hard, it's just that she crams a lot of work in a matter of seconds. I can't solve a crazy problem in my head like this:

1/2x divided by the square root of pie's doubled infero with a monster that will kill you if you misplace the decimal...kill, you know, with a lot of blood...

...in a matter of seconds! It cannot be done! XD

My Final F Mod, which I see all week but Mondays, is: American History with Mr. Pregnant. His wife is pregnant, don't think nasty thoughts. *cough-Keilla-cough*

Anyway, that's my schedule. I will post more now. So, adios! I mean, au revoir!

-Mme. Jacqueline